Umm…. I’m sorry kid, I don’t know what you heard but Def Poets are not all rich. I’ve been on TV once – you drive a nicer car than I do. Well, did . That is until you decided to run a stop sign and use my driver’s side door as a brake. Oh, you don’t have insurance? Well, then your mom needs to pay to get it fixed, since the car is registered in her name and you’re a freakin minor.

Hey, anyone interested in being Kristiana’s personal driver, for the generous compensation of her company and favor?

::: sigh ::::