1. If you can’t keep a laugh in your eyes, keep them empty.
2. If you feel like crying, go for a kiss – ears or neck.
3. Keep the mask pinned on.
4. Fake orgasms.
5. If you’re feeling brooding and contemplative, be fun. Turn the humor up.
6. In fact, just be fun. Laugh a lot. Spend money. Be horny.
7. If your thoughts begin to simmer to the surface, pretend you’re spacing out.
8. When the truth smells ugly, smile bright.
9. Don’t let sadness swim in your voice – let your speech be full of bells.
10. You are vibrant and invisible. I mean, invincible.